NEVER MIND THE OSCAR!!!
CULTURE DOGS PRESENTS THE 2005 WWUH FILM AWARDS…
Tune-In: SUNDAY, APRIL 3 @ 8PM
Celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Toby Valk and
cast your votes for the best AND the worst in Central Connecticut's
cinema year of 2004 with the WWUHffies on Culture Dogs! For our
second year, we honor those filmmakers who raised the bar (like,
perhaps, Michel Gondry) and dishonor those who nailed us to it (like
Sure, we honor a BEST PICTURE, but that's the only award
we share in common with those OTHER awards! They have ONE foreign
language film category. We have four! They acknowledge twenty to
forty actors' efforts in feature films. We get THE OTHER TEN!
We also acknowledge five directors that the big boys ignored
completely! The other award shows nearly break their arms patting
themselves on the back, but do THEY acknowledge when Hollywood screwed
up? We do with no less than NINE awards! We even acknowledge when
BEN AFFLECK didn't stink so bad!
Who needs to honor original songs, when we have wonderful
film performances of favorites (like Shaun of the Dead's "White
Lines" Zombie remix)? In our horror award this year, it's zombies
and ghosts versus Elvis and JFK!
We honor the best comedies! We honor the best remakes! We
bemoan the small tragedies of movie-going last year with our WORST
AUDIENCE and BUMMER awards! We wonder loudly why you haven't seen
"Blind Shaft:" yet!
It's a celebration of movie-going in Hartford! AND it's the
shortest awards show EVER… well, we figure anyway… And, hey, you
can VOTE for them!
Deadline for WWUHffies Ballots is March 25, 2005
Culture Dogs every Sunday from 8 to 9 PM with Kevin and Sam
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